pro tip block your sword if you cant get far enough away

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im not saying he is cheating but he had the perfect amount of leather for the armour

this isnt related to the video, but my favorite 2 lines from techno are: "I drop kicked that child in self. defence." and "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" Idek what the second one is from, but almost every day ill yell in me and my friends discord chat: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" and their just- done- XD

POG

alternate title: minecraft but its veitnam

Me: NOOOO THE COW : My friend: Why are you sad about the cow? Me: I'm an ox in minecraft :

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Nice

I'm SO good at cakewars

get irion and leve the TNT and make iron sord

20:04 god yes

idk why,but the thumbnail is so cute

Finally no more fast uploading

Techno never dies

i wonder if rocket is still there after all this

When you drop tnt you look like your pooping out the tnt. Sorry :c

Hello

Aww yessssss

Seeing that sword block gave me nostalgia

*Do it on a steering wheel*

Alternative title: Speedrunning minecraft but TNT helps me get ores and resources

hearing techno say "The chat is not your friend" lol

I love the thumb nail

"Blast mining."

What version was this because in the newer ones TNT drops it all

He can only do this because technoblade never dies

RIP DONKEY

ALL HALE ROCKET AND TECHNOBLADEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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he can only be calm for 9.45.

this is the worst secondhand stress I have ever felt

It's handing it your last to mine and firght

The only one that can kill Technoblade is himself, Technoblade

Name horse brick

Name it brick

It is like techno is pooping tnt

Techno literally took advantage of a TNT that was supposed to hurt/kill him ingame. But just like a pro player would do, took advantage for food, resources, and killing enemies. Making the game easier.

What’s the command for the tnt

I've been deprive of Techno content

CHAT HATES YOU I AM NOT GOING IN CHAT

Technoblade in cave: *mojang making caves*

pov:you are watching this in 2021

I've been watching his channel since 5,000,000

Technoblade: I don't want this horse to die me: and yet u hurt the horse by falling so many times

Dis gye funne

this is a girl speaking: technoblade: aaaaaaaaaah!!! never test that agian never listen to the chat the chat hates you! me: bruh 😂 sad lol i feel bad for technoblade 😂 dont hate me ;-:

we all learned one thing today. Chat is not your friend. also remember to Donde Esta la biblio Teca

what a goddddddddd

Techno anime gasp 11:55

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What a relief that it was just a bug with OBS, because Technoblade never dies EVER.

Haster

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true

imagine this being now in front on 300.000 viewers

Ι like how he is in 1.8.9 and there is 1.14 out

is he playing on bedrock edition?

Boffy: noob

Is it me or does he sound like a robot

*endermen*

How were caves made in Minecraft you ask? Simple question. Technoblade

how long have you been playying minecraft for

all bend for technoblade the god

Minecraft rules: dont mine straight down Technoblade: finds cave Minecraft rules: YOU HAVE BROKEN THE LAWS OF PHYSICS

All i hear in this video is "OHHHHH (gasp)"

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If you think about it, Techno invented the precursor to bed mining.

pig rideing horse :)

Sup techno losers

Legend has it that techno is the smart brother form the three little pigs and he became a ruthless king and very funny at the same time POG

what version was he playing on?

technoblade never dies

i love your laugh

I can’t believe Techno blade actually found diamonds legitimately I’ve only found diamonds legitimately is two times

16:36 Pov of enderman or ranboo be like:

In bedrock diamonds are rare

No way he managed to make full leather armour what a legend

Techno:is 21 years old Pigs maximum age:20 Me:[Insert black man crying]

names his horse rocket and says its not rocket science LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

2:25 It doesn't deal damage in some versions

"i would like to dedicate this pearl to my sisters" I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT THAT WAS ADORABLE.

So thats a year old... :/

Just seems like a pretty bad case of too much taco bell

seeing these old nether textures and how lame the caves looked. now there is an update for them :,)

eat a pig

20:26 for The Bed's Revenge

technoblade: and we all lived happily ever after! me: *watches techno blow up his donkey*

I really must wonder why he did not use his ultimate form... THE STEERING WHEEL

2:08 maby you should go COMPLETLY underwater?

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Stupid

a horse max speed can go up to real player speed 2 running a horse max jump power can go up to 8 blocks

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no the hours is the new dream plus he jump on treeas like dream

for the record- you SO died and cheated ur stuff back most of ur inventory was gone

16:12 Hes summoning enderman lmao

why didnt u just trade with piglins???:-) for pearls

11:02 casually has 14 crafting tables in his hand

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